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My Experience

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Gaming Expertise

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My Experience

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Professional Experience

As a highly seasoned moderator with extensive experience in various Twitch channels, I bring unparalleled expertise to the table. My moderation portfolio includes:

Lemur

Separer

Mactics

zorbiqq

vixalgaming

verysmolhat

rogue_x

thanohwya

omicronAU

myrrin

moraski

lucididly

hotwheelsmcgoo

foureign

ascendancegg

averagematty

powner

iridiaan

EndlessGL

Moderation Statistics

9001+

Bans Executed

42069

Spam Messages Deleted

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Hours of "Content Watching"

Gaming Expertise

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Gaming Expertise

As a multi-game streamer myself, I understand different gaming communities and their unique moderation needs:

Destiny 2

Hunter main (Arcstrider/Golden Gun) with Ragnhild-D & Nation of Beasts. Anti-cheat expert and founder of D2cheats.com

Overwatch

Support main (Kiriko my beloved). Intimate knowledge of all healing ofuda locations and panic ultimate timings.

Valorant

KAY/O & ISO specialist. Knows all callouts including the made-up ones no one uses.

Apex Legends

Valk main. Expert at flying into danger and blaming teammates (perfect mod mentality).

Emotes & Brand

Black/Tan Shiba Emote

My stream emotes feature this good boi because shibas are objectively the best dogs

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Why Choose Me?

Technical Skills

JavaScript & Python developer, currently learning Go. Can automate bans faster than you can say "timeout".

Cybersecurity

Studying cybersecurity, which means I can protect your channel from those dangerous 12-year-old hackers.

Satire Specialist

Created D2cheats.com to troll cheaters. Can identify sarcasm in chat with 69% accuracy.

Unwavering Loyalty

Will defend your honor in chat with my life. Will also ban anyone who says your aim is bad.

"Sodium is simultaneously the best and worst mod I've ever had. They banned all the toxic chatters but also accidentally banned my mom." - Anonymous Streamer

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Application

Requirements

Benefits

Streamer Name:

Channel URL:

Why do you need moderation?

Payment Method:

5 Gifted Subs
1 Bag of Doritos
Eternal Gratitude (surcharge applies)

Application Requirements

Due to extremely high demand, we are currently accepting applications from streamers who meet at least one of the following criteria:

Have at least 1 follower (quality over quantity)
Stream at least once per decade
Can spell "vsodiumchloride" correctly on the first try
Promise to laugh at my jokes in chat
Acknowledge that shotguns in Destiny 2 take skill

Benefits Included

Occasional chat participation
Ban hammer usage with questionable judgment
Random timeouts for people who dare criticize your gameplay
Unsolicited game advice from a "pro" player
The prestige of having "vsodiumchloride" in your mod list

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical application. No actual moderation expertise is implied or guaranteed. May contain traces of sarcasm and irony. Side effects may include excessive eye-rolling and uncontrollable laughter.